Sinister Jesus of the Church of England is coming for you |
I bought a camera so that I along with the professional photographer she had hired could capture these memories, but he never took any pictures while they were saying their vows, I found that a bit odd, I also found it odd that there was no "You may now kiss the bride" line, I videoed the full vows just for that moment but it never came. The ceremony was quite short so we weren't bored but the priest was very cheeky and not in a good way, when my aunt was doing a run through at the church some days before and asked in front of the people there for £600 and on the day of the wedding asked all the guest for a small donation, in my book that is an A class cunt.
Bride and Groom say their vows |
I did better than the photographer |
After all of pictures in front of the church it was off to the venue where we were bound for a fun filled family day, the venue itself was supposed to be a hotel but I didn't expect it to be so small again they paid quite a bit of money so I expected a biggish room but to be fair it was a bit cramped, we had to wait for quite a while for our food, but in that time it was an opportunity for the adults to get the drinks flowing (myself included with my various small bottles of Malibu that would slip into my coke) The food was good and that is something that cannot be faulted, with the sit down three course meal came with it various free drinks including bubbly and wine for the adults and a glass of coke for the kids, even after the meal there was a free cup of coffee or tea (probably to sober you up for a bit before the night do started)
Proud of you Granddad for such an amazing speech! |
Damn right we are table number 1! |
Pretty top table, the blue and white is consistent |
I'm currently having cake withdrawals because it was that nice..... |
After all that was out of the way, we were placed in the compartment next to the room where we had eaten for it to be transformed from day to night, there was a small outside bit where all of the smokers were located (There were a lot) and my mothers surprise for the guests arrived, a magician! (who specialised in card tricks) who was not fond of children oops! This wedding was like a child's party, all of the bride and grooms friends had kids and of course they were all there and followed the poor man around like a mother duck and h(is)er ducklings.
My 18 year old brother even got up for a jig (middle) |
There was also not one but two dances. The first was the romantic first dance to none other than Ed Sheeran's Thinking Out Loud and then a Father daughter dance to Robbie William's Angels, it was a beautiful sight to see and even the cutting of the cake seemed like a very special moments.
A kiss and a cuddle on the dance-floor |
Goodbye my daughter |
Hurry up so I can eat |
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